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Top 10 things real estate agents should never say while their client is in the car with them.

10.  Would you take the wheel while I answer the text message I just received? 09.  I’m a little short this week, will you spring for gas? 08.  At least my real estate license is not suspended. 07.  If we get pulled over I will need you to jump over to the driver side. 06. [...]


8 annoying things real estate agents say

8 annoying things real estate agents say. Telling me how long they have been in the business, especially when the length of time they have been an agent has no bearing on what we are discussing. The real estate market is unbelievable.  Whoever came up with that as a response when asked about the market during tough times should [...]


Here is a humorous look at suggestions real estate agents may want to try to find success in tougher markets

Top 10 Suggestions to ensure success in today’s market: Prior to cold call nights all agents stand outside looking for the first star to make wish upon. Increase the amount we throw into the wishing well from a penny to a buck fifty. Bulk ordering of St. Joseph statues. Weekly meetings where we sit around [...]